www.despair.com

for all you cynicism-lovers out there, this is the website for you.

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* feeling depressed? unmotivated? suicidal?

* visit www.despair.com/viewall.html and we'll solve all your worries.

* we have messages for every occasion. failure, mistakes, compromise. you name it.

* here's a few free samples:



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