Oasis.. more like okay-la-sis

So many new songs that i haven't heard before

So many people saying you can't stand here cos you didn't pay enough

So many people pushing me around, pissing me off

So fun to rock with loud music that doesn't make sense

So hard to understand they're stupid Brit accent

So small cos we're far far away in the South China Sea yah!

So shiok to say "Oasis Sux!"

So why is oldman standing still the whole time while we were getting high?