More stuff!

This one is for all of us.. The procrastinators! haha...

4A1 on Friendster??!

what on earth--?!

search on friendster for "Four A One" (you'll get 3 identities with the same name) and you'll come across a very bizarre representation of 4A1@barker ('98) ... who on earth set that up?

www.despair.com

for all you cynicism-lovers out there, this is the website for you.

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* feeling depressed? unmotivated? suicidal?

* visit www.despair.com/viewall.html and we'll solve all your worries.

* we have messages for every occasion. failure, mistakes, compromise. you name it.

* here's a few free samples:



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Up in the World...

Wow, that news about Cock Hung is actually very insipiring.. Wat are WE doing now? While our peers are actually doing stuff that's making news! We're the ones who are supposed to be making the headlines..

Well, we always have Munwai i guess.. Heh heh...


On a different note, you really gotta check out Rockson's blog man.. It's absolutely Hilarous!!!

I was there when we were getting high.

Coz the oldman was already high.

and enjoying the music and atmosphere while standing still.

like in a state of tranquility amidst the humdrum of it all.

on a secondary note, here's a link featuring Cock Hung and Weasel Teo. Looks like they are on their way up in the world. They have a booth at Asian Aerospace

SMU News

Oasis.. more like okay-la-sis

So many new songs that i haven't heard before

So many people saying you can't stand here cos you didn't pay enough

So many people pushing me around, pissing me off

So fun to rock with loud music that doesn't make sense

So hard to understand they're stupid Brit accent

So small cos we're far far away in the South China Sea yah!

So shiok to say "Oasis Sux!"

So why is oldman standing still the whole time while we were getting high?

landed

okay, i've safely landed in Sydney, they haven't deported me yet. note. yet.

my room is pretty small.

my keycard screwed up ever since i got here.

got a china man running the front desk.

will keep you guys updated.

Mark Chan

hey guys just found out from MC Mark Chan that he will be returning to singapore on either the 14th or 15th of May. Think till mid june. That gives us bout 3-4 weeks to actually meet up with our lost dude of the west. Apparantly he's advancing towards and hoping to achieve his PHD in 10 years..think in Cognitive Psych or something...

chinese mid year results

oh no! i only got an a2 for my chinese! *sob sob* now i have to try again to get my a1 at the end of the year... woe is me.

Ohmigoodness!!

It's a chinese idiotidiom... and waiz changed it so that it meant something else!!!

Holy crap! It's the attack of the killer-mandarin-ACSboy! Arrrrghhhhhhhh................

Author's note

seeing how violence is widespread amongst our ranks (read: bf2), i did not intend to say that gentlemen use words to retort/debunk/refute/debate/utterly-humiliate-you-and-i-fart-in-your-general-direction as opposed to using violence.

yes, the sly change in the arrangement was indeed very intentional.

In any case, this idiom would either imply that we do not bother using our mouths but rather our fists, or that there aren't any gentlemen in our midst to begin with - since the apparently preferred mode of operations is violent armed conflict (albeit virtually).

i hope that clarifies matters.

GOOD! ***translated***

>>>Translated from Waiz-darin<<<

***Are you sure that is an idiom? Indeed, do not look down upon our ACS(Barker Road) standard of mandarin. Are you not afraid we will dispute with you?

Fortunately, a gentlemen uses his hands and not his mouth, were it not so, the consequences would be unthinkable. You should never forget to burn incense in times of peacefulness, and then only hug buddha's legs in times of urgency. You had best remember at all times to be like ants on a hot plate.***

*translator's note : what the heck man... i am assuming 君子动手不动口 was intended... if not... then its really really funny...

Translation Required

err.. can someone help to translate what waiz said...

..

'narf..




...pish'.

A supreme Effort!

*clap clap clap*

Nice one Waiz.. That was a fantastic retort! Yeah!

...................it was a retort rite? read as much as minghui's peom (See the comments section!)

好！

请问你说的是“成语”吗？ 唯，你可别小看我门英华学校（巴克路）的华语程度，哦！你不怕我门跟你拼了！

幸好，君子动手不动口，否则后果就不堪设想！你千万不要平时不烧香，临时抱佛脚。。急得像热锅上的蚂蚁。

Transformers?

Only in Japan. Only in Japan. Robotic Dog, check. Robotic Cat, Check. Robotic lil dancing mascots, check. Mechwarrior, Check.

Transformers??

By the way... Let me tell you know DAMN DIFFICULT it is to make a robot like that! It's virtually impossible for any engin student. It's out of the world man!

Oh my goodness

Oh man, Jasoooon... That's bad stuff man.. Yucks.. Did you at least get paid like a LOT for this?!? heh heh.... =)

seow's a SSG too!

Alright! Looks like everyone has hit the SSG stage!

Hahhaha.. by the way cute pic jason.

Real Transformers

Now we'd just have to wait another decade before japan invades with transformers. Can't wait.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dut6jxCiakg

Where's Wally?

Spotted: 01 x Mr Ho Ruitang in the movie listing section of Feb 11-12 Weekend Today (pg 37) eating kachang putih.

LOL

New Ranks!!!

yoah yoah yoah.......

Check this out! New ranksssss!!!!!

off to battle we will go... live or die hell i don't know

shiok lar... apply for exchange go there fight terrorists... heheheh

who knows, maybe i have less comeptition for applications now...

Update to the Denmark situation

The Mohammed Cartoon and the Widening European-Muslim DivideFebruary 02, 2006 18 39 GMT

The owner of the French newspaper France Soir fired the paper's managing editor Feb. 2 for reprinting controversial editorial cartoons depicting the Prophet Mohammed wearing a bomb-shaped turban. The cartoons, first published in September 2005 by Danish paper Jyllands-Posten, have sparked a series of protests by Muslims in Europe and the Middle East -- adding to simmering European-Muslim tensions.

In reaction to the cartoons, Syria and Saudi Arabia have recalled their ambassadors to Denmark, Libya closed its embassy in Copenhagen and Muslims have led a boycott of Danish products in some Muslim countries. In Britain, the radical Islamist group Ahl al-Sunnah wa al-Jamaah has called for demonstrations at the Danish, Norwegian, French, German and Italian embassies to protest publication of the cartoons in those countries.
Read the whole story

Token post

aight aight y'all..

after hearing the commotion about this blog and bf2, i'm posting to announce my presence.

as some cliched phrase goes, "i have a bad feeling about this.."

Adiyos Glennos

Hey Glenn, have a safe trip back, and have fun in auzzieland again!

tree climbing kangaroos and pandas painted red

Guess Glenn was really telling the truth afterall!

And wikipedia is a good read. Ain't got nothing to do... just keep on clicking articles to articles... it's amazing what these people know.

And since Youwen was talking about what should be the katana the other night, here's the link.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Katana

It's a friggin long read....

of roos and poos

okay lar, glenn

i'll give you this one

Wikipedia on TJKs

the wikipedia one quite reliable lar... thats where KD gets his knowledge too. heh

Return of the retarded fridge magnets!

My fridge magnets were living perfectly peaceful lives.

And then one fateful nite, Jason arrived.

This is wat ensured. Our dearest blue monkey with his huge-ass smiley balls and porpupine dick is having the time of his life! Why, you might ask... he has a harem of 2 dogs, and a grey elephant which he's enjoying some quality time with at the moment! Our dearest monkey is so excited, that he's shooting out chicken-shaped sperms!

And while all these exciting activites are happening, the amazing 'chao chai mao' is waving them on.

Life will never be the same again!

erm, nay..

let's seeee..... Nay... I think Glenn created that website. And for the picture, it's a BEAR for crying out loud!! Look closely!

Tree Kangaroos and Red Pandas

The truth will set you free

treeclimbingkageroos1
treeclimbingkageroos2

You will respawn in....

Master Ho!

wat the heck man...

ding, add fatcat wong to this?

trying to jumpstart the shit here after Kd inadvertably killed it off with a single 'pingu'.

Pingu

Pingu

TK Thoughts

I threw a grenade in the air
where it lands i do not care

p.s. - angela, bravo! c'est fantastique.

kill the penguins!

Arrrrggggggh! Kill the Penguinnnnnns!!!!

=P

if you wanna feel good bout your scores just add barney to the list la..
the guy's msn nick recently was BF2 addiction almost over or something like that..2 more badges to go..but the two badges are knife and explomo lor...wah rauz..a bit not the easy to get la....
i admire his determination to play man..he's like clocked in roughly same number of hours as ding oldman and me..in like less than a month..bloody hell..

fuck. kd's an ass

Wahlau, spend a little time studying the stats. KD played damn damn little! kokanaden! I'm just waiting for Jason's stats to be put online...