Create your own funny story!

go to this website: http://www.rinkworks.com/crazylibs/, choose a story and fill in the fields with an appropriate word. go crazy and use words that are farfetched.. but when it asks for names, put in names of people u know (makes it more funny).. it takes a while, but after you're done, submit the words and read ur funny story out loud! here's one that i made... (disclaimer: i had no idea how the story would turn out until i submitted the words... so dun kill me.. :D) (PS: the words in red are the ones I had to fill in..)

Action Movie
Someday I want to ditch this Sith Lord job and become a film director. I have a great script for an action movie.

It starts out with the badguy, Cyril Low Youwen "Barbie Doll" Jamiroquai, hijacking a Millenium Falcon. The old acupuncturist fights him off, but Jamiroquai starts firing his gun and hollering his signature line, "Cannot Make It, Man U fans!" He ties this one dude up and force feeds him a litre of sambal, so the audience knows this Cyril Low Youwen character is mean and retarded.

Enter our hero, Minghui Spandex, who is a rookie NKF CEO. He is gay, because of a mysterious mishap with a paper cut. The old acupuncturist, it turns out, was his adopted twice-removed mother-in-law, so he chases the badguy down in a series of serendipity-packed chase scenes that take place in armoured personnel carriers and rickshaws. It climaxes with a groin fight in a changi bungalow.

"You'll never get away with this!" Minghui Spandex yells as he punches "Barbie Doll" Jamiroquai's groin.

"Cannot Make It, Man U fans!" Jamiroquai hollers back.

Spandex beats Jamiroquai, but it's not over yet! There's an explosive mee siam mai hum that an astronaut's wife is unwittingly carrying to the very heart of Los Angeles!

Spandex races against time, snatches a toilet bowl away from the astronaut's wife, pulls out the mee siam mai hum inside, and defuses it with just 5,222,663,664,236,686.03 seconds to spare!

Of course, it turns out that Jamiroquai isn't really dead. "Cannot Make It, Man U fans!" he screams, leaping to his feet and flexing his mighty pancreas muscles. But then Spandex skewers him with a dental floss, and it's all over.