go to this website: http://www.rinkworks.com/crazylibs/, choose a story and fill in the fields with an appropriate word. go crazy and use words that are farfetched.. but when it asks for names, put in names of people u know (makes it more funny).. it takes a while, but after you're done, submit the words and read ur funny story out loud! here's one that i made... (disclaimer: i had no idea how the story would turn out until i submitted the words... so dun kill me.. :D) (PS: the words in red are the ones I had to fill in..)
Action Movie
Someday I want to ditch this Sith Lord job and become a film director. I have a great script for an action movie.
It starts out with the badguy, Cyril Low Youwen "Barbie Doll" Jamiroquai, hijacking a Millenium Falcon. The old acupuncturist fights him off, but Jamiroquai starts firing his gun and hollering his signature line, "Cannot Make It, Man U fans!" He ties this one dude up and force feeds him a litre of sambal, so the audience knows this Cyril Low Youwen character is mean and retarded.
Enter our hero, Minghui Spandex, who is a rookie NKF CEO. He is gay, because of a mysterious mishap with a paper cut. The old acupuncturist, it turns out, was his adopted twice-removed mother-in-law, so he chases the badguy down in a series of serendipity-packed chase scenes that take place in armoured personnel carriers and rickshaws. It climaxes with a groin fight in a changi bungalow.
"You'll never get away with this!" Minghui Spandex yells as he punches "Barbie Doll" Jamiroquai's groin.
"Cannot Make It, Man U fans!" Jamiroquai hollers back.
Spandex beats Jamiroquai, but it's not over yet! There's an explosive mee siam mai hum that an astronaut's wife is unwittingly carrying to the very heart of Los Angeles!
Spandex races against time, snatches a toilet bowl away from the astronaut's wife, pulls out the mee siam mai hum inside, and defuses it with just 5,222,663,664,236,686.03 seconds to spare!
Of course, it turns out that Jamiroquai isn't really dead. "Cannot Make It, Man U fans!" he screams, leaping to his feet and flexing his mighty pancreas muscles. But then Spandex skewers him with a dental floss, and it's all over.
Thursday, September 28, 2006
Create your own funny story!
Friday, September 22, 2006
Let's have a serious discussion for once
hi guys, i know this is highly irregular, but i thought perhaps we could increase our intelligence quotients a little with some serious, rational discussion on the current affairs in the news.
i have noted with alarm that our recent posts have not only decreased in intellectual and engaging ideas..
.. and our conversations have degenerated to one liners like "freeeeeeeeeeedoooom" and "grunt" and "narf" (ok, the last two are slight exaggerations) ..
.. but also, and more disturbingly, we have substituted reasonable words and discourses with videos of farting (dictionary.com defines this as "verb: to expel a flatus through the anus; break wind.") cyborg scotsmen and parodies of cinematography (also known as "movies") from popular culture!
and so, with our grand old heritage of responsible scholarship in mind, and as alumni hailing from our honoured alma mater - a.c.s.(br), i would like to propose that we discuss the deep metaphysical rammifications of the recent coup d'etat of the thai government as reported in the news here: Thailand article
to aid our discussion, i have attached a picture that is in the abovementioned news story which i believe, in my own brutally honest opinion, cannot but perfectly encapsulate the popular sentiments and conclusions of all discussants after reading the report:
(please scroll down to view picture)
and the conclusion that i had earlier alluded to us thus:
"wah rwaw eh!!! thaksin's daughter is damn super sibei chio lor!! how come he so long in power we also din know he got so joot ah girl, one? nair mind! i fly bangkok right now!! dun care coop wat coop... eh? his daughter is in london now? wah piang.. cannot make it lah, tiger airway where got fly so far one?? liddat how to afford? sian la..."
[for more information (i.e. pics) on thaksin's daughter, go here: http://www.onasia.com/system/quicksearch.aspx?qst=Pintongta&qsp=1&qsi=true]
[and here:http://events-in-thailand.blogspot.com/2005/12/who-richest-in-thailand.html (she's 23 years old! and is thailand's richest stakeholder owning shares worth 19.2 billion baht!!!!)]
[and here:http://nationmultimedia.com/2006/09/21/headlines/headlines_30014243.php (she's studying in london!)]
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