Ooooooooooo bananas...

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Mark Tay!

1. Banging your head against Mark Tay uses 150 calories an hour.
2. Reindeer like to eat Mark Tay.
3. On stone temples in southern India, there are more than 30 million carved images of Mark Tay.
4. There is no lead in a lead pencil - it is simply a stick of graphite mixed with Mark Tay and water!
5. Mark Tay can jump up to sixteen times his own height!
6. Research indicates that Mark Tay will be attracted to people who have recently eaten bananas.
7. If your ear itches, this means that someone is talking about Mark Tay!
8. A chimpanzee can learn to recognize itself in a mirror, but Mark Tay can not!
9. Mark Tay can not regurgitate.
10. Without Mark Tay, we would have to pollinate apple trees by hand!